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Murphy’s Illusionist

Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 2:46 pm

I have done 2 things recently, 1. I have seen the illusionist, and 2. I have read the book, “Murphy’s Law“. Both of these things are great and hve inspired me to do things. The Illusionist is a movie about Eisiemhiem the Illusionist, who does some really spectatular things, and winds up in the middle of the murder of his childhood lover, who is also engaged to a prince. It gets, a 5 out of 5 Murphy’s Law is a book of little facts about life that are baised about one main fact, “If anything can go wrong, It will”. I have decided to give you a quote from this book every week, ’til the end of the book. So, here’s the first one, and the book gets a 5 out of 5.

“Nothing is as easy as it looks”.
Murphy’s Law Corollaries #1
Murphy’s Law by Arthur Bloch
Copyright 1977, ISBN: 0-8431-0428-7


Flushing the Pristige

Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 10:12 pm

I saw 2 new movies recently, Flushed away and the Pristegie(however you spell that crazy word), both of which are good movies for very different reasons. Flushed away is a animated comedy from the Wallece and Gromit people, where a posh rat ends up having to save a sewer city from too many flushing toliets during the half time of a dream world cup final(england vr germany), and falls in love, yaddy yaddyy ya, it’s nothing new, but it’s still good, and has it’s own origanality with all it’s sutilebritish humor. The preistegie, however, is a dark intense thriller that is very complicted to explain and very hard to spoil, where 2 magicians, Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale, compete against each other, until they find a weird machine, that in the end causes’ 2 of them to die.


Open Season

Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 4:38 pm

A couple weeks ago I saw the movie open season. It was mildly ok, but it seemed to be trying to be too much like shrek, or over the hegde, but it just wasn’t good at it. The jokes were, chuckleable at best, and over all it became boring. Also, the animation was horrible, it was like japenese anime and claymations sick morphed child, which just puked over the reputation of animated movie’s. So, in the end, it gets a 3 outa 10.


A Movie Review Extravaganza

Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 6:37 pm

Okay, Here are some movies I forgot to review over the years.

First, the worst movie ever, barnyard. This is just so horrible there’s no way to describe it. Bad Character, Bad Plot, Boring as can be, and the male cows have udders!!!! The only good part is about 20 minuets in, there’s a rat singing “Boombastic” (by shaggy) and that’s cool. After about half an hour, I had to walk out. SO, a 0 out of 5.

Over the Hedge: Fantastic!!! This was fast, filled with laughs and so many movie parodies, you’ll cry you’ll be laughing so hard. The plot is fun, the characters are ones that you can relate to, and it’s just over all a good time.

Dave Chepeles Block Party: Although, it’s not a movie for the little kiddies, it’s funny, filled with good music, and has a level of strangeness that only Dave Chepel can bring.

and Finally, Pirates of the Carribean 2: Incredibly good, i mean, it’s just fantastic. My mother thinks the alone it was just not good, but i disagree. I think it makes a very good movie, and I can’t wait for the next one which comes out in late may.

So, in conclusion, Barnyard should never be seen by human eyes again, and the rest of the movies should all be seen.


Superman Apoligy

Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 2:13 pm

A while ago I posted about X-Men 3 and I said, quote

“If superman returns isn’t a special effects bonza, I will post a sincere apology to all those I may have offended”
Well, I recently saw Superman Returns, and, in fact, it wasn’t a special effects bonza, it was, in fact, incredibly boring. I had more sympathy and empathy for Lex Luther(Played by Kevin spacy(so cool)) than superman. So it gets a 3 outa 5, and I sincerly apologise to all those I may have offended. Thank you.


X-Men 3

Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 9:24 pm

Apperantly, PZ and Weather girl id not appreciate this movie as much as I did. If your complainin’ about stupid villians, where have you been the last decade. That’s the only reason the good guys survive. Bad guy bullets and bad guy stupidity. If you’r complainin’ about the story and how it was just a special effects bonza, well what do you expect from a movie where people can contol the weather and lift the golden gate bridge. In fact, If superman Returns isn’t a special effects bonza, i will post a cencear apoligy to alll those I offenced. Also, make sure you wait till the credits are over. There’s something very cool after wardas
So, in the end, this movie gets a 4.5 outa 5( what did you expect, a 5 out of 5?) and the omen TRAILER gets a 100 outa 5 on the creepy scale. Woot!



Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 7:45 am

Yesterday I went to the grand opening of the game, H.A.X(Honest Abe V.S the Xenopods) and it’s really cool. I’d tell you what to do but it’s quite long and complicated and I don’t have the time right now. The best thing you can do is go out and buy the game at John’s Totall Entertainment because I give it a 5 out of 5.



Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 11:02 am

I saw The Cronichles of Narnia last night and I enjoyed it. There was one flaw that was incredibly silly of them to have missed. In the begining you see lucy give Mr.Tummnes the hankercheif. A few sences later, Mr.Beaver give her the same hankie she gave Mr.Tummness wich makes sense. Then at the very end of the movie, Mr. Tummness give Lucy the hankie that she already got from Mr.Beaver. What the heck is going on???????? I can’t beleive nobody at disney saw that. I’m thuroghly anoghed. If anyone has any solutions, please leaave them as a comment on this post. Thanks!



Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 9:51 am

Serenity is a beutifull, funny, exciting, and action packed movie. The story is good and even better for fans of Firefly. The hummor is just increble. The effects and the sceanery are better then any movie i’ve seen for a while. This, quite frankly, is probobly one of the best sci-fi movies of a good long time. Bye!


Charlie and the marching pengiunes

Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 9:17 pm

In this episode, I have a review of BOTH Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and March of the Penguins. This is all to do with our trip to wisconson that we do every year. After seeing The March of the Pengiuns, we were stopped by some newspaer reporter who I feel sorry for because he was supposed to write a review of it but every time it was sold out. So he was asking people about it and me and my grandmother got quoted in the wisconson state journel. I was quoted as saying that “March of the Penguins was better than Charlie and the Coclate Factory”. Which it is. Now before you throw full wine bottles at your computer screens and rallying angry mobs, let me give you my reviews. First CATCF(figue it out) was a stunning movie. I was having mojor trouble finding competion for this movie(but of course all the other competition had Jonny Deep in it anyways)! This movie was visualy stunning, really weird but funny, and a true Tim Burton film at heart. They now have Willy Wonka’s life as a child(that was in the book but not the orriganel film), more ommpaloompa songs(that were of course from the book), and they named the darn thing right. It’s not Willy Wonka and the Coclate Factory Mel Stuart! Of course it’s not perfect because the ommpaloompa songs weren’t all that clear and there have been movies recently that have been just plain better so a 4 out of 5. But MOTP(Figue it out(again)) is even closer no wait it is perfect! That movie if so incredibly awsome! The footegde is just too good for words, the music is just ahhh, and Morgen Freeman as the narrarator? I want to kiss the director for that excelent piece of thinking. The one and only flaw which doesn’t hurt the rating is the movie seems(and probobly is) WAYYYYYYYYY too short!!!! It was 1hour 20 minutes! I mean this is too good to be so short. But at least it doesn’t try to make you feel the movie is longer than it is. It is and feels like a solid hour and a half. So this movie is as perfect as perfect can get!!!!! 5 out of 5! So put down those wine bottles and angry mobs and use them both for a party about how good MOTP is(The wine for drinking and the mob for guests/waiters/cooks! Bye.


Danceing with the Sith lords

Filed under: — Sub-Evil Boy @ 8:54 pm

Our dance was totally kick-butt!!!!!!! I really enjoyed it. You should see all of the other dance posts. I allso saw Star Wars 3 and I thought it was really cool. Just a heads up, when ever the sith guys get mad, theirs eyes make them look like they have a form of jaundice.

Allso notice the conection betwenn REvenge OF THE sith and REturn OF THE king. I don’t know whether this was cowincedince or something else but the resemplance is scary. Anikin is as winny as usual and Yoda is still kicking butt, but there was an added level of humor. For some reason unknown the droids now speak thier minds and at some times, have some prety funny lines.

So a 4 out of 5 for the sith and 5 out of 5 for the dance recital. Allso a $400,000 (A.K.A big blockbuster) for Lucus and $0 for us. Life is normal except for the paranormal factor of me, Dad, and Fred Frith. Bye!

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